

Internet IsleJust sit right back in your comfy chair right in your very own house Head toward that little icon on your screen with your very handy mouse Bill Gates was a mighty intelligent guy creating what we love most It became a global phemomenon from coast to coast (x2)Internet Isle
The viruses started e-mailing us Outlook express was tossed If not for the genius of ctrl-Alt-Delete Then windows would be lost (*2)
We finally got to the sight we wanted with nothing to demise, With MSN, and Google too Altavistaaaaaa and Yahooo The pop-up ads, you're the milli


What's my weight again?I went out, it was a friday night, I went to Sizzlers, it was all you can eat night, I started pigging out, the button flew off my pants, And then I really had to sneezeWhat's my weight again?
And that's about the time my pants gave up on me You know i've been this fat since 23, Seen Richard Simmons on that TV show oh my god, I'm F-A-T, I know I'm really overweight What's my weight again? What's my weight again?
Later on, I ate a snow cone Called Jenny Craig on a pay phone I told her I was fat, and that I needed help I probably would eat brocolli!
And that's about the
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